| GTA IV Online Annecdotes, Cops n' Crooks (sup X9) |
[May. 28th, 2008|04:54 am] |
Just now a mob boss tried to swim for it. He was dithering around Francis International, far out to sea, trying to make a slow, painful run to the boat. I was seperated from the rest of the cop team, whow were dithering around like they were from fucking Keystone.
I did what any man could. I stole an Infernus, grabbed the combat sniper closest to hand, and burnt rubber.
By the time I pulled up on the tarmac of the runway, he was a speck on the horizon, even at full zoom. Took two clips to bring him down, but bring him down I did. I was hero of the beach.
Earlier, on the opposite side of the law. It was the variant where four crooks, any four crooks, need to get to the boat. Roaring down... I think hove beach, convoy, with two cars of cops wailing after us. I saw the rectangle on my monitor that indicated ROCKET LAUNCHER GOES HERE and bailed out of the back seat, crunching face first into a parked car at speed. Over the headset, the driver called me a retard. I explained I was going for the launcher. He retracted the slur.
By the time I was set up to fire, the cops were almost upon us. I fired as the first car approached, at a 90 degree angle. I doubt they saw what hit them.
The rocket hit squarely between the two cars, igniting both. I was immediately gunned down by eight angry men with sub-machineguns who disgorged from the doomed vehicles, but my guys made it to the dock unmolested. Sometimes you have to take one for the team. |
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